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[challenge entry] Discreet, businesslike service guaranteed...

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(Kinky Robot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Still busy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Why has /board ground to a halt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# It's an hours silence due to Brian Blessed's death.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Fuck, don't joke about that shit, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# It was just on Sky news.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# It's not on Wikipedia yet, and those fuckers are quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Not quick enough Todd, NOT QUICK ENOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Is there a hummus drought?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# everyone is calling Whitehall 1212
(Kinky Robot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Because we are having a Boris fight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I was wanking
whole different thing altogether

well almost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# EVERYONE SING A SONG WITH ME.
AND HE LIKES TO SING ALONG AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# then he turns it sideways
and shoves it up his bum
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Pete Beal sticks bananas up his bum then he bums his mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I got love for yoOOOoou, if you were born in the thir-tays, the thir-tays, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
# BUT HE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)