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# Why not?
He's a perfectly viable partner, is Wogan. Package, dulcet tones, nice array of corduroy jackets....


Ning all. This season I are be mostly being extremely tired but happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# and probably has the original acetates of 'The Floral Dance'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Who could ask for more?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# He'd be more of a trophy partner
I'd imagine.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I think you could get a lot of admiration from other females
if you had the Wogmeister (hmm, that doesn't sound quite as good as I'd planned) on your arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha Wogmeister
Woganator?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# OOOOH
That's suitably awesome, yes. Have a bonus point for saving me from racialslurville.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Heheh
I'm sure I've seen a black Terry Wogan picture on these here boards.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# He's black on the inside.
Fresh Prince of Kildare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# In West Kildare I was born and raised
in the hayfields is where I spent most of my days...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I have a package, a sexy accent and a bad dress sense
Why the fuck isn't someone on my nob when I want it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# You're not doing it right.
Have you tried waving a tenner and grinning insanely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# most of the women around here would smack me for either:
a) trying to pay for it
b) not offering enough

And yes, I grin insanely enough to frighten old ladies, small children and sometimes worry my friends.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Hmm. I was always told (and I'm honestly not being AntiAustralia here)
that Aussie girls were easy to bed. Very easy.

Move over here, the women are better, there's not so many Things Put On This Earth To Kill You, and we've got nectar points.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I've been considering it for ages.
I've got a British background, but because my parents never married I'm fucked for easy citizenship/local student scholarships etc...

And yeah they are easy to bed, other people do it all the time, just not for me. Do you think I should try talking to people?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)