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# it is physically impossible to get drunk on Guinness...
unless you add a shot or two of Tia Maria.

WOO YAY - nice action.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# oh i dunno
if you sat on a can of the stuff and downed a bottle of scotch...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I am undone by your trickery
and you have exposed my as an inarticulate fopp.

... also, the "Scotsh" is having less and less of an impact nowadays -- I think I've been drinking it for too long now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Pour rubbing alcohol directly into a huge sucking wound in your chest
whilst snorting inch-thick lines of frozen, ground-up tequila.

If that fails, Carlsberg Special Brew as a last resort.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Good advice
but I began my drinking career on special brew... so -- you know -- I have built up a tollerance to it; bucky and mad dog send me away wi' it, special brew is like Mother's milk...

ground frozen tequila sounds like fun though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hehe...have you seen the youtube vid of the grunt downing a bottle of bucky?
even i'd think twice about doing that, i reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I have not seen that
I'd think twice before touching bucky ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ye cannae er' ha' enoof!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# What is
the percentage of Guiness?
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 85% black, 15% white
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha !
(Except you are obviously a pisspoor bartender !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 100%
In a full glass.
Less as you drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# between 4 and 5% ABV
I think -- dunno - I can put away pint after pint of it and it just makes me feel better and better and better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 4.2%
I drink it when I know I'll be having a few, cos as you say, I can drink more of that than anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# also - lager just fills me up with fizz
and mostly takes like pish unless you get something pricey... people try and stab you if you ask for it with lime... and there's hunners of better things to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Tia Maria and Guinness ?
Are you MAD ????
Port Shurely ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Well - I'm actually exceedingly partial to a pint of draugh, drunk 1/4 of teh way down
and then add a glass of champagne.

Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I use Cider
Poor mans Black Velvet.
Except I'm not poor, just an alky !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I have trouble bringing myself around to the idea
of drinking Cider, but I can see your point... so please do up your fly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Tia Maria
Aunty Mary
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)