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# I too am very cross about a sport supported purely by retards.
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# whereas this is hosted by Btards
crap joke I know
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I truly enjoy
your misguided view that in order to be a supporter of the world's most popular sport that you have to be a retard. I'd suggest that stems from not a little 'retardedness' on your part. If I were so crass of course.
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i have come up with a way to make football less shit
multiball bonus:
periods during which there are 10 balls on the pitch. the multiball bonus ends once there is only one ball left (if a ball goes 'out' or is scored, it becomes dead)

if you score within two minutes of your own previous goal, the second is worth 2 points. if you score within 1 minute of being scored against, you get 4 points.
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Goals scored during the multiball bonus period trigger an additional multiball bonus.
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Arguments about which ball currently on the pitch belongs to which multiball bonus period
are settled by playing a further game of football, during which the original game is paused.
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)