I too am very cross about a sport supported purely by retards.
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Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:29,
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I truly enjoy
your misguided view that in order to be a supporter of the world's most popular sport that you have to be a retard. I'd suggest that stems from not a little 'retardedness' on your part. If I were so crass of course.
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Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:37,
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i have come up with a way to make football less shit
multiball bonus:
periods during which there are 10 balls on the pitch. the multiball bonus ends once there is only one ball left (if a ball goes 'out' or is scored, it becomes dead)
if you score within two minutes of your own previous goal, the second is worth 2 points. if you score within 1 minute of being scored against, you get 4 points.
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Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:55,
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periods during which there are 10 balls on the pitch. the multiball bonus ends once there is only one ball left (if a ball goes 'out' or is scored, it becomes dead)
if you score within two minutes of your own previous goal, the second is worth 2 points. if you score within 1 minute of being scored against, you get 4 points.