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[challenge entry] 'ning
we've combined the 100 metres with hurling

From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# "I have fallen"
*Barf*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hah, you just brough back Dylan Moran's entire
'I have fallen' thing into my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I haven't got Like Totally yet
so I can't quote it that well...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# its great
"i'd stab you to death but you're so fat i can't afford to take two weeks off work"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I've seen it
but only the once...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# what is it???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# A wonderous blancmange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I wasn't talking about your bottom
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I know, and I'm most upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ok
Captain Wow's bottom is a wonderous blancmange
(I would imagine)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Windowlicker. I should have been in that video.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# de-ris please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Youtube it, chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# you have a beard????
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Only on wednesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# something to get hold of
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# You should know.
You've got an excellent beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# thanks- that's long gone-
that was last year's "i've escaped London so I din't need to shave any more" phase.
I am still gorgeous, obviously, just no beard
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Does not compute.
Is it coming back? Say it's coming back. Come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# for you,
I'll grow it back
but you have to promise to grab hold of it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oh I do.
Hells yes. Grow away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ...and rub it over your inner thighs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *rubs Fisons Bear Fertiliser into face*
grow dammit, grow
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# my terrible scouse exhousemate looks like aphex in that video
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Phwoar.
A bit of RDJ always goes down smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I love that guy. “You look like a horse in a man costume”
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ...
Chocolate bread! That's how they start the day. It's only going to escalate from there. By lunchtime you're fucking everybody you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# "i 'ate your work"
"you ate my work?"
"no, i 'ate your work. why do have to talk fucking english?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Haha, I love that entire bit.
Your work is so derivative- you copy mine and mine's shit to begin with...

NO! Ze sings you do to me....Ah am so sore...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# who else would say good morning by kneeing you in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# "You're 12, you don't get depressed, you just drown or get electrocuted"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# and they want drunk peoples food "what do you want to eat?"
"tiramusu, fried in butter"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oh it's all these parties.
You do your hair, put your best frock on, nobody talks to the real you. Get me a martini, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# AH BUGGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *dances the dance of gottherefirst*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *crosses legs*
It's a good dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# It makes others need the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# "Your work is so derivative. You just copy me, and mine is shit to begin with."
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# YOU!
Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# All around.
*gestures*

OH HELLO, LIME, HOW THINGS ARE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Back to the old ways,
LIMES ARE OUT, OTHER CITRUS BACK IN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# THE NAME HAS STUCK. LIKE SHIT TO CLINGFILM.
OR CLINGFILM TO ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# 8}
* Is this really your own work - I am sure I have seen that before?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# it was in the newsletter last week


but I added a poorly-executed olympic logo tatoo on her arm.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ah ok.. Sorry mate...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# He's put an Olympic logo on the arm.
The original picture was in that "Sorry I Missed Your Party" thing in the newsletter wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# yes, yes,
a thousand times yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# this is you
at the weekend.

aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# no- that was me in the background waiting for her to pass out
so I can lick her sicky mouth
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# It's a man isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# is it? really not sure
ugly bird or man with ugly bird's face?
Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I thought it was a man at first
but you lot make me doubt my sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Wasn't this in the newsletter?
Edit: Aaah on comparison I see you've changed his tattoo. What is it now?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# sorryimissedyourparty.com?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# So tubgirl was actually in a bedpan,
not a bath?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Ahaha!
Took me a while to see what you'd done. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# well executed
it's like a spot-the-difference compo in TVQuick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)