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(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 10 pies on your shirt
gravy boat still gleaming
loads of lovely peas
bowl of mash still steaming
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# can't feel my bones
can't feel my bones
can't feel my
just can't feel my bones
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# wtf
NURSE!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# 10 pies on my shirt
Frank Lampard still eating..

EDIT: gah you mindpissing bastard
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# WILL EVERONE PLEASE GET OUT OF MY MIND
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# NO
WE'RE HERE TO STAY

ooh what's that stain in the corner...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# never mind that
and don't go through the black door
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *enters through the "Back Door"
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *licks stain*


(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# any last words?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# no!
*starts reading mental porn stash*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# eww!
Don't read the one about his first venture into homosexuality . . . with Timmy Mallet

*shudders*


(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# at own risk
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# You are all of teh wee today!
PS ?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heheh
spent all that time reading it b/w to find horses, i wont really kill you, i think you're fantastic.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Haha cool I thought for a moment you were on the verge of a mindpiss-induced psychotic episode...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
no fear

*hides very big knife
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "10 pies on a shirt...
Fray Bentos still dripping
30 feet of girth
My XL shirt's ripping"

etc etc
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# 10 pies on my shirt
piss the mind of saccharine


(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *makes foil hat
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# England soccer is poor let-down
Mimic the Brazil and succession will be within oneself
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# you truth speaker
execute involvers in debacle of recent, happy making history.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# look at it carefully
it's a new type of footballs
secret function
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Statement secure in meaning.
Consider problem "over the box," without contest
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# uncontest, is thought tight spot
through only winning glory is a certains!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# 10 pies on my shirt
in my pockets is some crackling
hot food can hurt
etc...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)