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[challenge entry] one way ticket to hull please

From the Cartoon Identity Crisis challenge. See all 423 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You bad, bad man.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# about the duvet thing
I hate the tingling feeling in my cock, sausage steel pipe, when that last dribble comes, you?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Have you tried peeing afterwards to flush out your tubes?
Failing that, a clothes peg on the end of your foreskin?

Actually i don't mind it so much, it's a nice reminder that I actually just got some action
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# haha as if you need be reminded ;)
but ehm, the peeing thing does not work. It's like there are hidden tunnels in there
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# How about star jumps? Could also be entertaining for your partner/the neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# no, no doesn't work
haven't got the space either. besides, it scares the cats to death. Flinging it onto the bathroom mirror is fun
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yeh
Wait for it to dry, scrape it off with a razor blade and offer it to a friend as one of those thin breath-freshener strips
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha I will
reminds me of how I once offered someone a cigarette with a fly in it, which I had smacked to pulp onto a window a few days earlier. I could hear it smoulder
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ewwwww that's fucking RANK
and very funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hehe it was
the poor guy just couldn't grasp why I almost died of laughter
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahahaah
(Cakie So very tired..., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# not even science can save him now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i love Christopher Walken
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# he ain't walken no more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# yup old jokes home
opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

i love jokes like that
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# aye, the old ones are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# haha i'm replying to myself but....
2 hours after 911 i got a text saying "where the fuck was Superman" which i thought was very quick
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# pfff
that IS quick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# btw
are you a scouser?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# yes
how could you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# no it was something i heard/seen you say once
i'm a woolyback fromthe wirral/work in north wales
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# it was the basis for this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# yes that was it cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# "...so he hid the kryptonite the one place he knew
that lex luthor couldnt get to it.
His ass! He kept this uncomfortable chrystal up his ass until he died of disentary..."
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# DON'T
touch my ass
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Silly kick,
Bananas are a fruit, not a vegetable...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# YE KNOW
of the fruit that is often mistoken forra veg-e-ta-ble??
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# the to-mah-toe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# YE KNOW TOO MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# real lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# sure?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yes I am sure
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
*slips*
*clicks*



*Wheels away*
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)