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# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *Punches Vinegar strokes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Ducks
kicks Monkdagola in knee
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Where?
*Rams fist into Vinegar strokes stomach and pulls out gizzards*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Strangles with Gizzards
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *Eats through gizzards*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you realise this is bordering on cyber sex
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# are you becoming moist?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yes. i just spilt my drink.
on my arm.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Phwoar
That wasn't your drink was it?

did you spill my pint?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# yeah, wot of it?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# well when it's my turn/?!??!??1
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# That all depends on you.
Don't be shy!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# oh god that is so creepy
*rapes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *tries to run*
Oh god it's like that dream I had, where I can only seem to run in Slo-Mo from immenent danger.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Trips
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *Buttslams
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# When fights break out girls are supposed to try and get in between the fightees
and then scream and attract loads of attention and then say things like
" e called your mum a poofter, you aint gonna take that are ya darren, fookin nut im"

can you tell I come from Essex
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha.
see i'd just join in.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# your not from round here are you?
mind you in brighton aren't they all students?

or gayers?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# basicly yes.
and i'm neither.

i must become a gay student, duckie!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Went to a camp site just outside brighton once
didn't know till I got there it was gay pride week.

Stiil there were some gorgeous lezzas
shame I got raped in the shower
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Pokes Monkdagola in the eye
I'm just waiting for someone to shout
leave it, e's not worf it
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *shouts 'leave it, e's not worf it'*
*Stabs Vinegar strokes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# With...?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# a piano key.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# EBOOOOOOOONNNY AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND IVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOORY
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Unlocks Piano
You hum son, I'll play it
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Play Huey Lewis and the News
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Huey always wins when I play him
Pub Tiem

Laters
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *watches*
*enjoys*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *thows harpoon* "get over here!"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *catches harpoon*
*Offers JaffaCake Cheesecake and pies
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# FACT OF THE DAY!
The "orangey" bit in the middle of Jaffa Cakes is actually apricot!

/FACT OF THE DAY!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# * along with gelatin and boiled egg
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Uh-huh
McVities is filled with liars and roustabouts!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# this ¬
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# roundabouts?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ahhh... I pass the Mcvitties factory on the train everyday, and if the windows are open, the carriage fills with the smell of baking biscuity goodness :D
true story
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ....really?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm! your offerings are gratefully accepted, and you may have my blessings!
incidentaly, I am actaully eating more starbucks cheesecake as I type :D

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)