Go and steal one his communion wafers, jizz on it and hand it back shouting 'I've jizzed all over Jesus, you weird fucks!'
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:14,
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Lol soggy jesus biscuit
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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