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that is a fearsome skill
mine is like an inside-out tennis ball
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07,
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In what way?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08,
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it looks like i have an egg
growing out of my stomach, it's quite bizarre.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09,
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An outtie?!
Where's my pitchfork?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10,
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not so much an outtie
as a hernia. it really looks like an ostrich egg has got under my skin and turned my belly button into a scimitar-like curve of immense proportions.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12,
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Good Golly miss Monkey
are they going to have a look at it when you get into l'hospital?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15,
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they will probably look at it
and say "what the fuck is THAT???"
it should shrink down as i lose weight, making it easier to operate on later.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:21,
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Well you keep an eye on it
for I shall now do nothing but worry.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22,
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don't worry
it is fine and non-threatening. it's good for freaking people out with, though.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:24,
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Why is belly button fluff always blue?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09,
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Because you stab baby jews with biros.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10,
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O_o
how could the two possibly be related?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10,
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BLUE biros.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:11,
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Ooooo
kayyyy...
*administers sedatives*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13,
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you can't fuck with logic like that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13,
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See, why is it only you that understands?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15,
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because
we share an awesome gland, which produces mind-bending feminine logic.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22,
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*high fucking five*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:26,
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they'll never "get" us
which is why it's so much fun to mess with their heads
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:31,
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it's not
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12,
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