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[challenge entry] Had to be said

Please dont ban me.

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# this is why the picture side of the site sucks
it's all been done to death and now they're stuck trolling out this shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# not to deliberately insult you there, you realise
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# He's a duck
He's dishing out abuse.
Whats your idea then smart guy?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# no i mean you did nothing wrong there and i didn't mean to insult you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Nae problem
:)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# well why don't you piss off back to talk and take your opinion with you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# i'm sorry i didn't realise segregation was in place now
you ovum brained spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# You were the one that introduced the concept by saying theat the 'picture side sucks'
implying that talk/qotw/is better.

Now cease trolling and leave the people that enjoy the 'picture side' alone.

And please do better with the insults.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# it's not really insulting when it's accepted as fact.
:D


mother told me not to come, she said, tht aint no way to have fun noo ooo waaaah that aint no way to have fun
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# pffft!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# It's only the compo though
not the entire board.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# yeah but it means that the genuinely amusing posts are often swallowed up by those done just for a weak compo
the popular page does help to address this though
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Aye, I agree.
Although the compo posts die down as the week goes on...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# This is a good challenge idea.
it isn't a cakebake
it isn't a nsfwtoapfest
it isn't a shopamovieposter

I like the challenge, and your entry!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# What is a
What's a cakebake and a nsfwtoapfest? (i get the nsfw bit but not the rest)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# cake bake was the cooking challenge
toapfest text on a picture festival. Tartcards.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# the cooking one was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# awesome? It was only good in the fact that the board wasn't flooded
with badly shopped posters.

But I disagree that it was awesome. It was an excuse to post photo's of their dinner, and there is nothing awfully funny about cakes.

I stand by my whine about that one. Pylons turned out better than expected.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# aye well if you whine about all of them eventually you'll find one that you can have some conviction in
an image challenge ought to be challenging, the cake one was, as with every compo some were funny others were shit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I don't whine about all of them.
I think I whinged about crabs and pylons and cakes. That's about it. I moan about the gladiators, beatles and graphs but not that much.

And there wasn't a funny cake. There was a couple of cakes that got shopped that were funny, but that was out of the challenge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# whatever
i've just gone back and read the voting for this competition and i don't see why this got voted for, only two people seem to have been interested when somethings got much more interest.

fuck it. its not like i'm going to enter it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# link?
i missed it, was there a thread on /board for the challenge?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8589577
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# ta!
it seems none of the suggested were all that popular and both steampunk and ducks were fairly popular ideas. Both better than what was suggested.

Just suggest it as an image challenge later and spam the board with vote now and make a couple of images for it.

I was winding up to that with the aus challenge, but I saw a couple of ideas I liked better and didn't do it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# It sounded like a pretty limited idea to be honest.
Something can be a good idea, make a tolerable bandwagon but just doesn't have enough scope to be an entire challenge. The DUCKS ARE CUNTS thing is funny and bizaare until you start seeing it again and again...

Also you realise Wu Tang spell it Clan, presumably to remove any affiliation with the KKK.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# In highlander
its spelt Clan because thats how its spelt.
In america its spelt Klan because they are illiterate and addicted to mcdonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Yes.
Yes there is.

www.sexi-vibes.co.uk/index1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# meh penises aren't thaaat funny
I have one and I don't see that much amusement in them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# you should try using it then. much more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# thanks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# you set 'em up i'll knock 'em down
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# It's early in the morning...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# That cos your
not using it right.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I mean that a drawing of a cock or a cake cock etc etc
isn't very funny! And I'm clarifying that I'm male.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Any idea which promotes
'PIKTOORS WIV TEXT'

is a shit and annoying idea imo...


But then again, I accepted this fact and moved on from caring a long while ago, so ho hum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# damn!
There goes my idea for 'LOLDucks with tits bakery documentary'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I see.
I didn't envy him having to pick an idea though, as everyone had their preferences, and there WAS a late shift towards F.

Also, some of the elder b3tans mentioned magazines had bindun.

I voted E. Can't remember what that was now.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i still wanted the steampunk one.
like many other people. this could be fun though. i like animal ones
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Im not trying to ruffle any feathers here (sorry)
but im pretty sure ducks have been done too. I posted 2 images that i've compo'd previously below too.
He's just a duck dishing out abuse, Im not all that bothered about the challenge, I rarely enter them and your right, I dont envy rob's job either in chosing them.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# to be fair
rob gave a choice of 5, abusive ducks was typed by someone i believe named to be wub.. as a joke choice 6 and, as things tend to do, it spiraled... and here we are.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# What's wrong with it? Tis good!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# nowt :)
it's just the image is having a go at rob when he really had nowt to do with it... other than way leighing to vote f peer pressure...

bbut who says abuse needs a logical reason!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# the duck is having a go at rob
and you are trying to hold a discussion with the duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I see no problem with this
I have held court with a field full of cows ducks should easily fall under my sway.

although the cows is a tragic tale.. as i lost there trust as the bull was in the feild and got jealous of the cows paying me attention, literally gathered round me, and started to charge me so i had to make loud screamy noises.. the other cows got spooked too.. never looked at me the same since.

tis a sad tale.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# *learns*
Cow psychology. I have a feeling im gonna have to remember this for some Withnall & I type shenannegins.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# lol
exactly the film where i knew how to deal with bulls from.. if they lied I would of been fucked/gored. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# LoL
Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# see
www.b3ta.com/board/8590579
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Had to be said?
Pleuvez-moi une riviere.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# morose squirrels? is that with or without tits?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)