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# There was a chap I used to work with called Derek Turngate.
Derek was caught with his trousers down hanging out the back end of a pig. The pig had a porno mag and a bottle of Vosene on its back.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hahah, the Vosene makes that.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Vosene!
Hahahaha!

At least the pig had silky soft and flake free hair!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Derek seems like a nice guy.
Yeah, he raped a pig, but at least he gave it a bath afterwards. Not many people would be that considerate to an animal they just raped.

I know I'm not.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)