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[challenge entry] Abusive ducks you say?

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Ohhh Yeahhhhh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# it'll end with duckkake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# pffft
Irn-bru moniter incident right there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ahh, always a good result
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Its a waste of good orange beverage!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# you can still lick it off the screen
incase anyone thinks you are being strange, search for either porn or pictures of oranges

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I technically should be working
And these screens are ancient god knows whats been spilt on them int past
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# haha
your boss knows everything you are doing :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# My boss is a Phd student
And she thinks im sorting out a spreadsheet, which im trying to do, but failing at
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# just type in a bunch of random numbers
whose going to notice :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I will, its my research project!
I would be using the high speed camera, but someone else is using it :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# oh
in that case, get back to work you!

*puts own feet up*

*sips coke*

ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# To be fair
I can get away with not doing alot

*drinks irn bru*

*Turns up the tunes*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# yes
until you try and do something else afterwards and you'll be doomed :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Na....
Its just the computing stuff I can get away with
The lab stuff is quite laborious and hard work :(
Hopefully Ill be able to disprove someones theory tho at the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ahhh
this is going to piss someone off

then it's worth doing even if it's a bit boring

isn't this the fun part of science "but sir/madam, I have PROVEN you wrong! and your trousers are crap"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D
Their paper makes little sense - they dont tell us what things they put meant
Which must mean it contains lies!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# aha
the old "explain what it is but don't actually explain so you can continue to get money but not actually prove anything" trick

it means they got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Not to mention a bugger to clean off
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# indeed
thats what the scally northern cleaners are for
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Haha have you been waiting all day for an opportunity to use that line?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# no it just occured to me
I'm surprised that it hasn't been spurted out already to be honest :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# It's certainly one in the eye for other b3tans
not to have thought of it sooner
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# indeed, we're slipping, I blame this non stop british summer
you know the sun shined for almost 2 hours yesterday, I couldn't believe it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I know it was great!
For once the sun actually came out after I'd left the office rather than baking me all day and then going behind a cloud just when it's pub tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# just sit in the ol beer garden
imagining it's sunny and warm

when it starts raining lumps of ice

"ahh summer"

helps keep the drinks cool innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I like.
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# This is still one of my fave pics ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# But will you now be able to look into their little striped eyes
without thinking of a ball gag?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Who says I could before?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# It's a right bastard finding them that small
I can tell you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Eventhough I moaned a bit earlier,
this is win! especially the duck at the end looking out for the rozzers.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It's OK, I feel the criticism was fairly constructive once folks elaborated,
and I think it was resolved happily. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# When Z arrives, the party will begin
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I think,
they're waiting for the step-bench..
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)