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[challenge entry] likes sugar cubes, has teeth, can't swim...

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(muyk, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# :O was that an Aylesbury duck beforehand?
YAY for Aylesbury ducks. Best of all the ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# No they're not, they're wankers.
With their cinemas and unbelievably slow train service.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# The cinema is a monstrosity.
There's a bloody gorgeous Odeon down the road that they're going to level so they can extend Sainsbury's carpark.

Trains are alright, only takes a little bit of time to get to London. Although it's silly to get on at Aylesbury, may as well go to Amersham and go from there, it's much cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# What, get the bus to Amersham and then get the train?
Isn't that a bit pointless when the train from Aylesbury to London goes through Amersham anyway?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Yes, but the price of a travelcard is much more expensive from Aylesbury
because Amersham's within zone.....something, whereas Aylesbury isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# And the bus to Amersham plus a travelcard is less expensive than the train to Amersham plus travelcard?
In other news someone in a sticky wicket I know asked me if I could model for a portrait class.
Then asked me if I could do it as a regular thing. ARrrrhh
Then asked me if I could do life drawing classes. ARRRRRRRHHHHH
And they just sent me the photos of all the drawings. ARRRRGGGGGGHHHH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Well my best mate drives
as does my mum, who works in Amersham. (And getting the bus to Amersham would still be cheaper, especially considering I've got a monthly buspass that I can go anywhere with)

Try and be nice to the art person, human beings appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I am implausibly Nivenesque to them, but that does not mean I like it.
Just one of the many faces of Sir Ronald Montigue.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# That is brilliant :D
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I shall call him Oleixbelis, and shall feed him sugared almonds.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Does he vote BNP or something?
Why is compo'd?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# There's a tacit acceptance that all ducks are cunts
Therefore the challenge has become "photoshop a duck"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Nicely done
the more I look at this, the more confused I get.

I don't know wether to pet it, run away or cook it and eat it...
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)