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[challenge entry] HOMOPHOBIC DUCKS

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(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# mandarins are incredible looking creatures
Is Jahled about? what's the current train of thought as to why generally in nature the males are the pretty ones but in humans the ladies are the ones that get all dolled up?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# it's because all animals are gay
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# you're an animal, how's that gayness working out?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# am not!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# oh, you're a vegetable then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Mineral, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# yes,
here I am at a wedding:
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Haha
You've earned a LOL from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# seems like
nice quickjoke to me
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Are you sure you're not actually at a weeding?
Ace photo, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# hm...
I suppose you could argue that nowadays that is no longer the case. Men are putting a lot more effort into their appearance now.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'm talking about the ott plumage
men may be using more moisturiser and "product" in their hair, but they're hardly wearing a backless sequined dress up the red carpet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# well...
maybe YOU aren't, lol
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I couldn't get one in my size
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# There's a few cases in the bird world with role reversal.
Dotterels,f'rinstance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)