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[challenge entry] '...And thats for giving us Jason Donovan you Ozzie bastards!!' RE-DUX


reducked and reposted from the g'day shift.

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# jfmamj jason d.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# actually, this deserves extra woo for topical-ness
sorry, my brain gets stuck in pattern-matching mode after a while
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)
# clearly i should respect it more
and not feed it so much oak leaf wine
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# What's oak leaf wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# wine made of oak leaves
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# thus
cairnomohr.homestead.com/T1.html

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

and when this is gone, i have elderberry
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# It sounds yummeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# sounds like something you'd make in prison
from leaves blown over the wall
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# you were clearly in school geography lessons
in the late 1980s
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# this is the case
a friend of mine used to repeat it to me in a jamaican accent, and i'd always laugh. happy times

actually no, that bit was happy, but my geography teacher was scary. she was only scary because i was a lazy fucko, but still
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Same here

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I still maintain that the hole shows us a glimpse of a parallel universe
There is clearly a patch of grass surrounded by a semi-circular brick edge. There is also a park bench containing a pile of clothes.
Somebody mentioned yesterday that tramps have something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Oooh I see it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *blinks*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Where does Kyle buy her Kebabs?
Jason's Donna Van
(el_meerkat, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Fucking reposters!
If you don't want to repost it post it when people are on her. Are you really that needy for people's attention?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# in fairness i did rework it quite a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)