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[challenge entry] DUCK V SAUSAGE!


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remind me to install some software!
g'nite b3ta!

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# SKUUUUUUUG!
Install some software!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# now?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Right this second
or there'll be trouble ahead
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# but i smell and i need a shower and 8 hours sleep
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Stinky Skug!
Fuck the software... can't have you smelling like rotting beef carcasses.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# acutually its lamb today...
but normally beef or bacons
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# beefs and bacons should come from the same animal
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# mmm pow!
or cig!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Pow...
otherwise you'd have to eat it outside.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# loffle
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# But what do you smell of?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Reply hazy, try again.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# WHY DID YOU LINK THAT?
ALSO INSTALL THE FUCKING SOFTWARE ALREADY.

Night, babe.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# SkUG is all man no babe
*looks worringly at tttoastter*
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# You're ruining the fantasty, pretty lady.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# i've shaved my head and my moobs are gone!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That's it, sweet cheeks, I like it when you talk dirty.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *shakes your eyebrow*
edit : that was supposed to say shaves but shakes works too...
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I've just been to my Sister's for a BBQ and she lives with a German lady
and we had 10 different kinds of sausages and some kid burnt my neck and I didn't like it and I like your drawing.

EDIT: Does anyone know anything about the state of MGO because I just got it and i'm downloading an update and it's taking fucking ages.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# daddy would you like some sausage?
daddy would you like some sausages?
disclaimer : you are not my daddy and the sausages on offer are infact virtual sausages and non redeemable in your local somerflilds (gateways)
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I'd prefer chips
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I WANT MASH POTTOATOES!
EVERYWHERE I GOES LA LA LA LA LA
MASH POTATOTOES!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You are Badger
aicmfp

I can't imagine that mashed potatoes is a good diet for any badger
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ahh but my mash has garlic, black pepper, light mayo (cos i bought the wrong one at the supermarket) chives and salad cream in it
mmMmm! oh and sausages and bacon :)
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Doesn't that make it Colcannon(sp?)?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# oooooooooh good mash!
can i be a badger too?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# You're Bodger.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Aw crud...
no mash for me then...

bumbling sidekick it is
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# DUALING BADGERS!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I'm no good at duelling...
Mashed potatoes, 12 paces, dawn?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i'll have dawn you can have 12 paces
we'll share the mash :) sounds like a plan to me!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I hate that film so much.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# thats the best bit
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# it's the only bit isn't it?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yes please
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ahh yes
:D
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
That's me singing that for the next four million years
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# BYE BYE b3ta!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What software?
And 'night.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Q&D CYA
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)