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(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Mommy, he smells of whiskey and his beak has a string
can I get off his lap now?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Mummy, mummy theres a man at the door with a bill
Don't be silly it must be a duck with a hat on
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# This is my mum's favourite joke.
You are now classed as: douchemeister.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# the first joke i ever learned, my grandpa taught me it
i didn't get it though for aaagees but it was a joke so i knew it had to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Same deal with my mum.
Her grandad told her and she didn't get it for YEARS, now she loves it.

She doesn't do jokes very well.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# she's a woman, they're simpler folk
it's a good joke but i don;t think its very child friendly personally
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Don't get upset with him. He'll never be able to be as faggy as you so you're safe for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# What insurance bracket are those?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# 700 jaffa cakes a month.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# does replying to yourself make you go blind?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# he's eating that girl's foot!
he is eeeeeeevil.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)