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[challenge entry] new(old) door

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Is there
an old piano that nobody plays behind it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *Boom Boom*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# If this is a knock-knock joke . . .
you start it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I heard a stunner the other day
Why are pirates called pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# cause they
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *yays*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# But why are they?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^thisness^
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# wotcha mateypeeps
how's it diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'm pretty ok.
Just got back from work.
The Missus is away.

It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I finally got a holiday, first week in three years.
Stayed at my bosses flat in Cheltenham. He neglected to tell me that it was a building site!
Furnishings included beds on the bedrooms and a kitchen eith nothing what so ever in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# 3 years!!!
I had a week off last week, and having 2 weeks in Sept!
I get 31 days a year!
But your job is not exactly hard though.Is it/
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hehehe
everyone thinks that! Ther's a lot more to it that meets the eye.
I do all the marketing, advertising and pretty much run the whole show. Ther's also thee 15 hour days that wear you down over a period of time.
Additionally I oversee another hostel four times the size of this one, one pub and two flats.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I hope the pay is worth it!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# A gentleman doesn't talk about money
Yeah I make a bundle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# is that supposed to be impressive :P
PS i wish i had two weeks off in september...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I knew you'd have to chirp, up!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I'm actually taking another week off in September.
I'll either go back up to Cheltenham as I really quite liked the place or go abroad to foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Go abroad.
Get a tan!
Then watch it fade after on 15 hr shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Don't talk to me about tans!
I have the van driver's tan from having my desk side on to a south-facing window!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# that pirate accent you always hear
that a devon/cornwall accent isnt it,i mean,all pirates couldnt have come from there yet they all sound like that in the crappy films
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# DUH!!!!
pirates of penzance
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# never heard seen it
is it a play or something like that?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I seem to remember seeing on QI that the whole pirate accent thing
stemmed from the guy that played Long John Silver in a 1940s version of Treasure Island.

EDIT: Talking of pirates, speaking as a Pastafarian there was an article about The Church of the FSM in New Scientist this week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Fry for God
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I'm a member of his facebook group:)
Did you ever see the doco he did about bipolar Manic Depression?
Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I did indeed dear dude
delightful
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I have
a Stephen Fry talking alarm clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# THat's nothing.
I get Stephen Fry to come round to wake me up every morning and make me a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Lizzy gag gif tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# theyre both
freemasons
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# So's TGA
But they're all lesser to us Liverymen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# men made of nothing but liver
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I know
It's offal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# She just can't take a compliment . . . can she . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I am ris-ing like a good 'un.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i can't for the life of me remember why i put the queen in this pic
if someone can explain it to me i'd be grateful too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hehe.
Nothing like a good bit of self-ris-ing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# self-ris-ing flour
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Knock knock
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# come in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# come in who?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Eileen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Dirty bitch!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Phat girl!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I have a friend who frequently tells the same knock-knock joke down the pub.
'Knock knock'
'Who's there'
'Interrupting slap'
....


It sometimes works :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I was half-expecting
Albert Steptoe to poke his head out
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)