(sings)My van is doing ninety, I see cat's eyes on the road,
I see jaywalking pussycats ignore the highway code.
I line them up, I run them down, I catch them on my grill,
Wif a bit o' luck they'll hang around to advertise my kill.
So now I'm cruising in my van, just like Postman Pat,
I've got a black and white up front but now its name is 'splat'.
I'm cruel to cats.
(I see jaywalking pussycats ignore the highway code.
I line them up, I run them down, I catch them on my grill,
Wif a bit o' luck they'll hang around to advertise my kill.
So now I'm cruising in my van, just like Postman Pat,
I've got a black and white up front but now its name is 'splat'.
I'm cruel to cats.
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:49,
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:DBest poem evar!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:50,
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Metallica?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:50,
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