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[challenge entry] Sad... in a kinda different way?

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(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# microwave?


also.... OMG NERD! KILL YOURSELF! I DRINK ALE!

sorry i just read poor homo's rants from yesterday, i haven't laughed so hard din a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I liked that he kept going on about how we should drink ale because it's 'manly'
and he was stood in the lager aisle.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# well quite, i'm a huge ale fan, recently quit a cigarette and snuff habit and have had the fortune to be deep fried in fanny batter
i'm still an effeminate little chap though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I like ale, but I do enjoy a 'poncey' lager now and then.
Also, loving the Ed Byrne reference - I'm seeing him live in November!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ooo you lucky bastard. i really want to see him.
i fucking missed the frankie boyle tickets too. grr...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I know.
I've also Mark Steele & Rich Hall lined up for October & November too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# those should both be excellent, i need to see stewart lee live. i think i can die happy then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I wouldn't call you effeminate.
(che- Rich Hall/Otis Lee Crenshaw is ace live, seen him before)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# well ok, but i'm not manly am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Says who?
You're not some massive hairy Goliath, I'll give you that, but I think you're quite masculine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *bears teeth*
grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# What, you WANT me to call you a girl?
oh Tom, I didn't think you were into that sort of thing.

CIGGY TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Excellent.
He's playing as Otis, and I booked the ticket based on his performances on Q.I and HIGNFY.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I have one of his CDs, he's fantastic.
Not seen him live though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I almost lost control of my bladder, put it that way.
Although this was a long time ago. *thinks* 2002/3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well, at least that gives me a lot of hope.
That's only happened twice with me; Marcus Brigstocke 2006, and Bill Bailey last winter.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# BRIGSTOCKE \o/
He rules the school. He was on a kids sketch show called Sorry I Have No Head recently, and is just as funny when he's playing for the under-12s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Dammit! I check his website regularly,
and saw no mention of it.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Never heard of him (I don't think)
Dara O'Briain is the last major comedian (that I like) I have left to see.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i've seen dara, he's fucking top.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFZgBslYW4
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Is it wrong to fancy him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Nope :)
How's you me lovely, feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *hacks* a bit
but I think I've got a sinus infection. None of that matters though, because I've found a site that stocks approximately a BILLION 70s vintage shirts and dresses.

How are you, love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Sinus infection? damn, I don't like those :(
I'm doing ok ta - I'm moving flat very soon so I'm up to me bits in boxes and whatnot.

That site have owt for manly men too?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# http://www.rustyzipper.com/
Knock yourself out, lovely.

Oh, there's another site that I found last night and favourited at home- they've got a 60s Christian Dior ribbon cloche hat on there for TWENTY QUID.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Cheers!!
20 quid? fucking hell, keep that website secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Kipper Tie?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I kipper in a box
just incase I want to play a solo game of ping pong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# who's rants?
A user in general or do you mean the whole "microwave?/noddegamra?" thing?
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# pour homme productions
some sad little creature from yesterday
www.b3ta.com/links/Dont_Step_on_my_Blue_Suede_Jews
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# wow
...that is probably THE most pointless piece of crap I have ever seen. Well, all the 8 seconds that I could bare.
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i tried to stomach as much as i possibly could
then decided it was a small child from the northwest who hasn't realised that ale and dungeons and dragons are as interrelated as toast and butter
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# the vid is shit, but the stream of unjustifiable abuse from that prick on th erest of the post, is almost art
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# all of that is so funny
i love people who take everything so seriously
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# did you read the bit that was posted on /board as well?
thats amazing too :) i've never read the word nerd so often in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i noes!
bless - i get so amused when the school holidays are upon us!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# homos?
You insult the whole gay community with your comment, Sah.

He's too 'manly' for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# he does drink ale and touch women :)
how do dixy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# How do yourself :)
Not too bad ta. Getting set for moving to another place of residence :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# such is the life of the itinerant gypsie
how far you moving?

i'm alright, ta. revising though, worst luck
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Not far - about a mile down't road
revising eh

*ARGH FLASHBACKSFLASHBACKS*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have got some cream
that would clear that rash right up in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
i read that like an advert
"Cream that will clear that rash up? The Magic of Chutney. available from all good retailers"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I do a whole range of
oils, and unguents. In fact my organic hot poultices are to die from....for
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *applies chilli chutney poultice to mouth*
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# winner of the 2008 Yoda look-a-like competition :D
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Win :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Good job, Microwave.
S'nice. I empathise with his sexual prowess, also.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ...
... I give up *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I was only joking.
I love you. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ALE AND WHORES!
eventual autocomplete!
Edit:Congratulations on your hundred posts.
(The If has remembered this site., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Good job Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# pffft
this
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)