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[challenge entry] *cries*

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(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# but :)
if you live in a bin
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this!
*dresses up as Oscar*

nyom nyom nyom!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *GTFH*
*gently rapes*
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Give To FH
Since FH is me, I am now expecting Jaffa Cakes. Om nom.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *gives A jaffa cake*
*eats handful*
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN
A JAFFA CAKE?
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Nyom Nyom
*spits crumbs*

because I'm eating the rest!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Well that's just fucking rude.
How very dare you?
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# jaffa cakes, you say
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *gives jaffa cakes*
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# \o/
I should try this more often.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Do I still get the Jaffa cakes?
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Sort of but not but still anyway
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Never thought I'd get to pearoast this!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# YAY \o/
That is the most loveliest optimistic thing I have heard for ages - have a click
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I have clicked your reply to his reply
so much love....
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# lol
lollage tinged with tears
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Sexy time!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *jumps off cliff*
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# nooooo!!
*craves jaffa cakes*
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this!
I demand you buy me some and deliver it forthwith

I shall pay you back in tea
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *peers into wallet*
hmmm... I reckon that's about enough for 1½ each...
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# you too eh
we need to develop a Get Rich Quick Scheme...



.... in less than 34 minutes!


.... to buy Jaffa Cakes!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# How about if we ...
... oh, that won't work.


Or we could .... ummm .... no.


I've got nothing.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Noooooo!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# recycle???
regurgitate?? poor jaffa's.

Maybe they fucking deserve it !! BASTARDS !!

You can't just eat one...OH NO...You have to scoff the whole fucking packet thats what..but then..there's never enough is there!!

DAMN YOU !!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Someone get this man some morphine.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# im sooooooooooooooooooo
buying some for lunch
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# My lunch was a fantastic fry up.
Sausages, bacon, black pudding and eggy bread.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR BASTARD CHOCOLATE ORANGEY TASTEYNESS!
why do they mock me mother.. why?

whats that?

I should buy every box of jaffa cakes at the supermarket?

No..that would be selfish.. or would it?

PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP..AND WALK AWAY FROM THE JAFFA CAKES !
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I would make a bin-done joke, but honestly, seeing this, it upsets me too much!
:D
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# nooooooooo!!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# NO DOCTOR. I WILL FUCKING NOT COME DOWN FROM THE WINDOW LEDGE
whats that?

No its not time for my medicine..

Don't fucking push me..I'll jump..I fuckin swear it.

Tell me again.. I.. AM.. THE JAFFA CAKE KING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahhahhaha...
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# B3ta is not a shock site
There is a line and you've crossed it you sick perverted person.
*clicks ignore button*
*misses and clicks "I like this" button by mistake*
Now look what you've made me do!


(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)