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[challenge entry] sad but true people

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

(Knutsack, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Because your a CUNT

?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# PffftaaaaAAAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# 're
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!

No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I would have accepted
Coz you're too small to eat.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Because...
god hates you.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Because you bit me
And the only way to get you off the end of my finger was to drown you, you bastard
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# This is the answer to many,
many problems, I have found.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# NB: The above may or may not be partially true



It was a gerbil
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ...and you had to drown it before it let go?
That is the kind of intestinal fortitude we need to see more of in our armed forces these days.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# It may not have actually drowned
But it was underwater for a good while. Its tail came off a few months later, so I got even with the bastard in the end.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# revenge is a dish best served cold, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Damned thing was lucky the cat didn't eat it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# yeah it sucks dont it
my hamster lived till 3 and a half. Mainly due to the extra nourishment she got from eating her own babies...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# and hilarious with it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)