But if you don't read Heat
You have nothing to talk about! Because you're so bland and boring and shallow you need celebrity gossip!
And a stupid git in a brown dustcoat to tell you just how dull you are.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:02,
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If you don't
You just have to suffer the fucking piss poor adverts.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:07,
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