If onlythere was a news website similar to the one in the picture...
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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Or some kind of search "engine" into which you could type the words "brian blessed" and "dead".
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:33,
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