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[challenge entry] We hadn't had sex yet
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/Saddest.jpg

God edit: No thanks. You've put me off my toast and marmite.

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

(SSSSS, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Umm
how about you fuck off?
Edit: Just to clarify, have you shopped this in anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# any way
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# errr. No thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# erm, okay
are you lost??
(AnthT, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Great.
The first thing I see this morning. You're not very good at this are you?

And by 'this' I mean not being a massive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hmmmm....
I going to go out on a limb here...

MATT BROOK IS AN UNFUNNY TROLLING TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# DR MATT BROOK to you
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/work/cv.html
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ?!
He must be an awesome GP

"Doc, I've had these growing out of my rectum for two days"
"LOLZ! LETS ME TAK PIC 4 M8S~!"

EDIT: And a Buddhist!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Dum dum dum
another one bites the dust!

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I thought you were being incredibly insensitive then.
Your reply takes on a whole new meaning if you don't read the, "*ignores*".
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I nearly left it out but thought the same.

'ning matey!

Edit: these ignore buttons these days.....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Tell me about it.
Thank God for the bunk3r.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yay!
Boss keloid's had his go!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I know I just read it.
It was a tall order following the one before.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# christ i am worried about what i am gonna write now
was looking good before, but is getting strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hedgehog from hell's next
I'm sure it will start to flow nicely again.
Face it you'd have to try hard to be worse than little lord wankfest.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# It was
Some people...

It was funny, especially the big issue bit but it pissed me right off.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Thank you, God.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# HELLO 4CHON, UR ALL FAGGOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# careful, they'll bomb us
HAHAhahahahHAhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# :(
not clever dude, not clever...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# nothing stopping him having sex now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# let's brighten this thread up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# That's better.
Much more tasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# i do try
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha!
IMMENSE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
knew it was cumming but still made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I hope that is from a film or something
Its not the sort of image i enjoy seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# what images do you like seeing?
i'd hate to post something that you don't enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I get erect at cockweasle's art, for one
I 'enjoy' that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Assuming that's from a tv show, I don't see what the fuss is about?
we have unshopped pictures of road kill on here all the time (actually dead things with guts everywhere) and no one (but me) complains
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# After examining this for longer than i should,
i reckon this is fake on toast.

The car is completely busted up, like its rolled or something. The woman wouldnt be neatly positioned on the bonnet in a smash like that.
If it was a head-on collison, only the front would be wrecked.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# plus there would be more emergency services about
and the groom would be in the back of an ambulance being treated.

'ello fella, haven't seen you about in a while (but then that may be me being absent)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Yeah, it's not real. It pops up in motivational pictures on 4chan all the time.
Also: is there anything in the FAQ about feeding trolls? Because this one has been overfed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Tru
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah
Sorry for the lurkage. I still love you all.
Ive just been busy with some freelance work, and i sometimes feel a bit daunted at how damn fast this forum moves! Blink and youll miss a million memes!

I see wogan is the popular meme now, or has that blown over already?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# not a bit of glass to be seen
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I just showed it to my Dad who is a fireman and he laughed.
He said she'd be a lot, "messier".
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# she'd be cut to ribbons
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# What, covered in cake?
Wether you folks think he is a troll or not, he's certainly kicking up a discussion!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You Twat
.
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# OH U!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# We'll, I understand to move,
but did you realize that there is already a handy 'ignore' button next to your post,
without people need to become so annoyed with you over the time that they write a greasemonkey script especially for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# You're a doctor!?
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/work/cv.html

I'm also going to go out on a limb and say this is you.
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2006-01-31%2004.14.38%20-0800/Image-8BE060E2925011DA.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Top stalking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# :D
I'M A DETECITVE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I love you Mr T
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I LOBE YOU, NICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Pffffft
You should be a beautician!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# It does appear I'm a dab hand with an airbrush.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# can we stop this, it's a bit 4chan, just ignore it and let's move on
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I'm really glad this was linked before I arrived
Can my hangover survive my curiosity, folks?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah, it's tame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Oh that's not bad
Not really
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# its just a picture from an epsiode of Casualty or something
I don't get what all the abuse is for, other than posting an unshopped pic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# 4chan is back up now.
Please go back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)