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[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Harold Shipman, Jesus, a whore, a kitten and Dudley Moore
= best fridge door EVAR.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hes dead and he isnt coming back
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Jesus or Mr Flibbles?
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Well theres more chance of Mr Fibbles coming back
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I normally play a game where I don't look at what the compo is and try to guess it from the entries
but this one's drawing a complete and utter blank.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh, sad things.
I see.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you called your cat mister flibble?
best episode of red dwarf EVER.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# red dwarf has never had a best episode
they're all equally shite.

:D
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!
STONE THE UNBELIEVER!

*hurls 2 points, 2 flats and a packet of gravel*
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Well, the last few seris are a bit balls
but the first!
Ahh! the first!
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# 7 and 8 were quite shit
but the first few were epic. after quarantine, parallel universe is my favourite, then bodyswap.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# You have no soul
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I agree.
'smeg' will just never be funny. ever.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It's short for smegma isn't it?
That what I always think anyway.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# My cake!
My lovely cake has gone. This is the saddest day.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# it was a cake of smeg anyway
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Wouldn't that be a pie?
Where is the cake/pie boundary anyway?
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Well, no
"Smeg" was just a word they made up because they couldn't say "fuck" on the TV. Did you think it was meant to be funny?
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# They didn't make it up, you prat.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
I wonder if he collected that just for wiki.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I think I'll wait till I've finished my fry up before I look at that.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I know what it's short for
Nobody used it as an expletive until they did, though.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# That's me done for then
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] since its pea time...
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Pffft!
'ning Joe!

guardian fantasy football?
Actually prolly too late now :(
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Balls!
Was suppossed to sign up for the Sun for the works mini league.

Been tied up sorting out new computer s'morning.

Missed you guys!
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Bawls indeed!
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# im going to TJ here: -
has that twat with the cat deleted his thread???
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# The whole internet will mourn its loss.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ^This
www.b3ta.com/board/8656066


I wouldn't mind the removal of the delete function.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
not the cake

*mourns*
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# yep.
either that, or he's fitted it with a cloaking device.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# good, means i dont have to look
at that shit anymore....


...but THE POSTS! why wont anybody think of the posts!
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# and the cake
don't forget the cake!
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Cake is safe! Happy days!
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# well, that's a relief!
are you going to share or what?
(, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)