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# Q: Waiter, do you have frogs' legs?
A: No sir, that item does not appear on the menu this evening.
(, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# "Waiter, I'd like the ribs tonight"
" "

(the man asking was in a locked cell and nobody heard his request)
(, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# The punchline is
20 minutes later some ribs were delivered to his cell.
(, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# The casual onlooker may need some more of the backstory
the year is 2016 and nuclear warfare has all but wiped out humanity. Stevie McLevy is a killer who has been sentenced to life in jail.

He is the only known survivor on the planet and is gradually losing his already tenuous grip on reality.

In the summer of 2018 he says "Waiter, I'd like the ribs tonight" to nobody in particular.

20 minutes later some ribs are delivered to his cell.
(, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# This could be epic.
(, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)