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Oooooooooh yerbugger
wotcher, bitches. I'm feeling a bit sick.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:24,
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everyone is sick at the moment
my girlfriend seems to be permanently sick right now, I'm thinking of part-exchanging her
ning captain!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25,
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Mine's the same.
Which parts are you looking to exchange?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:26,
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Well the carburetors fucked
and it needs a new gearbox..
*makes predictable joke about twin airbags*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:30,
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*something about exhaust pipes*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:33,
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er...
reverse gear?
suspension?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:54,
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Nooo be nice to sick ladies
it's not nice, being sick when you're a lady. It gets in your hair if you're not careful.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:26,
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This problem is not confined to ladies.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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Not enough men have long hair
depressingly few since the 90s.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:29,
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I'm hoping to keep mine for a good few more years.
Although maybe I'll get it trimmed when it actually reaches my arse.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:31,
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Probably best, save it getting straggly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32,
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*flicks his girly locks*
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:31,
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*does the 'because I'm worth it' motion*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32,
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We are SO HOT right now.
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:35,
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You've got nice hair
I'd like to have your hair for a bit. Be all curly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32,
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We'll swap, yeah?
*plays with hair*
*rolls around*
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:36,
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You LOVE rolling around
I reckon you're half weeble.
*uses new Sam hair to do convincing Gloria Estefan impression*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:37,
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The cat has been sick in the hall and I think the vomit has become a sentient being. Morally speaking, I think I should leave it alone.
*rolls near the sick*
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:40,
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Can I be sick in the hall?
Take your time, I'm going for a deathstick.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:43,
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If you sick in my hall I wont be best pleased, young lady.
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:45,
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I know, I know..
And I love her and all that, I'm just naturally not a very patient person :)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32,
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Well BE NICE
or you'll have me to deal with. Grr.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:33,
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hello capn
are you off work?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25,
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Hello Nibus
Nope, I'm at work. I could be hungry, this is a possibility.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25,
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'ningles pimpy:P
We've always known you were a bit sick.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:26,
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I'm just different.
And even then, not by much, if any at all. Varying shades of grey have more in common with black and white than they would like to imagine.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:27,
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When did you become an interior decorator?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:30,
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I'd be an ace interior decorator.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:30,
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If the client was colour blind
with all those greys:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32,
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OH HAI I maeks you 50s howse.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:33,
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Hey cap'n
no offence meant
I was just using a socially acceptable form of racism to garner a cheap laugh
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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I'm JEUHKING, you plum duff.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:29,
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