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( , Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
just wait till tomorrow
Gary Glitter back in the u.k. on a n00b tuesday,
and the schools are still off
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10,
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and the schools are still off
Proof
if proof be needed that Tuesday is actually more painful than Monday.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:14,
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I am
but only because I know I've got half an ounce of loveliness at home.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10,
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I've been smoking what is effectively crap thai stick for a few months
this is the first lot of skunk I've had in ages. I'm like a pig in shit.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:11,
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I don't like skunk, it makes me headachey.
Why can't you get hold of good old simple grass any more? :/
*laments the good old days*
this is a bit like a druggy Worther's original advert.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:14,
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*laments the good old days*
this is a bit like a druggy Worther's original advert.
Because good old grass does fuck all
to those of us who are the children of hippies.
You can have this retro shite I've been smoking if you like, it's useless to me.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15,
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You can have this retro shite I've been smoking if you like, it's useless to me.
i'm a child of hippies, but fair point...
...i just preferred the milder afterglow, rather than being a bit blitzed and quiet.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19,
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I don't really do blitzed and quiet
it'd take.... well, more than I can physically smoke to do that, I think. I've got a very high tolerance for it, which I've always blamed on my parents.
The milder afterglow for me happens on skunk, generally. I tend to load spliffs in increments, so I know how much gear is in any particular bit of it. That way anyone smoking with me gets stoned, as do I, but they' don't smoke my strong bits and whitey everywhere.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21,
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The milder afterglow for me happens on skunk, generally. I tend to load spliffs in increments, so I know how much gear is in any particular bit of it. That way anyone smoking with me gets stoned, as do I, but they' don't smoke my strong bits and whitey everywhere.
Cor, you're like a spliff architect!
I'd get stoned with you then. I'd feel all safe and fluffeh. :D
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:23,
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I learned the hard way
when my old friend vomited at my head.
Whilst I was talking.
Oh yes.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24,
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Whilst I was talking.
Oh yes.
Coulda been worse, I guess...
...you could've been singing opera.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:26,
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What a thoroughly good idea.
If I was a billionaire I'd do that. Stop them all getting stabbed.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:16,
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Well obviously you'd have tostab them afterward
You don't want them talking.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22,
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Young boys (up to sort of mid teens) tend to go quiet around me anyway.
It's a bit odd.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24,
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They're obviously doing the 'blitzed and quiet' on your behalf.
:P
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:25,
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MDMA were better in my day
3 people could get monstered for a couple of nights on a gram, modern stuff can just about get two people high for one night. rubbish...
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:17,
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Half a pound of tuppenny rye, half a pound of weasel;
treacle treacle treacle treacle treacle.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13,
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Now you've broken me
and I can't remember what the real words are.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13,
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He's ironing jam with an ice-cream cone squished onto his chin.
LIKE A MAN.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09,
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Now remember for maximum effectivity
Down the street not accross the road:P
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10,
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