really? to you, I assume?
meh, women like that are not worth your trouble!
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:12,
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Yes
Lesson learned: To pull girls you must
1. have a room temperature IQ
2. be entirely made of muscle
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:16,
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1. have a room temperature IQ
2. be entirely made of muscle
I always assumed you were made entirely of muscle.
Muscle and oils.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:18,
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I postulated
he was primarily curly wurlies held together with spittle
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:32,
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Having a cock the size of two red bull cans helps
/experience blog
Lol i am insinuating that I have a massive penis lol
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:19,
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Lol i am insinuating that I have a massive penis lol
You jsut say that to make yourself feel less disappointed that it isn't inside you
yes
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:29,
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The only women attracted to this are bags of rubbish anyway
100% fact
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:20,
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This.
Give me a funny bloke any day. Never mind the looks, that's the least of my worries.
Having said this, Phil Jupitus is much less foxy now he's lost the weight.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:22,
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Having said this, Phil Jupitus is much less foxy now he's lost the weight.
The supposedly good looking ones are generally conceited arrogant tosspots anyway
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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Unless they have no idea
the wife is like that. Gorgeous, but blissfully unaware.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:25,
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Thats true
You're all making me a bit sad now, thinking about mantypes.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:28,
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You refuse to sit on my lap and wiggle.
I know not what can be done with you.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:28,
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I could have a good approximation of one
strapped to my front.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:35,
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I dont care anymore now.
I have icecream. Does she have icecream?
I THINK NOT. *Smugs*
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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I THINK NOT. *Smugs*
I had some awesome cookie dough ice cream the other day. But I just ate the chunks of dough and then my teeth were cold. :(
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:25,
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No no no
honestly, I promise you, there are nice women out there who have more than two brain cells to rub together, and who appreciate intelligent men.
It's a constant source of frustration for me how many blokes I know who deserve a good woman, but never seem to meet the right one
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:21,
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It's a constant source of frustration for me how many blokes I know who deserve a good woman, but never seem to meet the right one
YES
See: my drummer.
He's funny, sweet, really gentle, a looker, strong, a FANTASTIC musician and general all-round good egg. Can we get him laid? Can we fuck.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:22,
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He's funny, sweet, really gentle, a looker, strong, a FANTASTIC musician and general all-round good egg. Can we get him laid? Can we fuck.
Mate of mine
been single for about 4 years.
Suddenly he's beating them off (quite literally).
All because he moved house and is mixing with a new crowd.
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Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:26,
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Suddenly he's beating them off (quite literally).
All because he moved house and is mixing with a new crowd.