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# bollocks to that!
what's your fastest lap time on baby park, mr. boy racer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Lap times are irrelevant,
it's all about position.
*red shells*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# my positions could make your eyes water
*blue shells*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# What missionary or something?
*depleted uranium shells*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# well, i AM double-jointed
*egg shells*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I think you'll find I normally come out on top.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# not if i throw bananas i your path
then golden mushroom past you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Bah, I can dodge bananas with my eyes closed.
Then fire a green shell backwards into your face.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# throw as many green shells as you want
i've got a star
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It won't do you any good.
Anyway, I'm off to the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# 'bye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)