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# to a point (sorry)
yes, i did it last night, but it was well squewiff and the hole was too small for the needle, i'll do it with the big needle once the bruisings gone down
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:31, archived)
# get yourself some clamps and a cannula.
you're gonna get lots of bruising if you use a fat needle, cos you just push the flesh to the sides, so you'll het a hard lump. use a cannula to take a core of flesh out, and you'll save a hell of a lot of bruising, swelling and so on.

also... be careful where you pierce round there. i know of a chap who nearly died of bloodloss and had to have half his winkle chopped off because of a trouser piercing gone wrong.

in fact.. just for those of you eating dinner... he sat on the tube on the way home filling a carrier bag with blood from his shorts. and it was his mum who called the hospital when she found him passed out on his bed in a big red puddle.

ew.

still. i'm getting my old chap done soon!
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Your all mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:38, archived)
# yes, what about it?
would you like some? or shall i call the apostrophe police?


woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Hah.
Posts starting "Your all..." are obviously ironic, like rain on your wedding day. And therefore exempt from the apostrophe police. DUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# HOW HOW HOW
is rain on your wedding day ironic?

she doesn't mention one thing in that whole FUCKING song that is actually ironic.

bint. that is all.

i feel sure i stepped in an obvious trap there
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I'm afraid you have...
the very fact that she doesn't mention one ironic thing in a song about irony is, obviously, deeply deeply ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# hmmm
time to kill her.
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# got canulas, use a 1.4mm last night,
but no way was the stud gonna fit, so it'll e the 2.6 next (aka, the fear)

and it's only the skin, not gonna do the meat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:41, archived)
# oh go on.....
do the meat!

there's a few sites out there that'll tell you how to do it. oh... and don't use anaesthetic.

pop a needle thru your j*ps e*e!
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# no
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this is for a bet only, any meat piercing needs doing at a kebabery or a proper piercing place
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:51, archived)