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[challenge entry] A bit late
Well this didn't take too long at all. Is there any chance that I could have the last couple of days back?
Please glance below to see my medieval Space Marine artwork courtesy of Illustrator textures by Photoshop. Next time there is a competition worth doing can we have a couple of weeks?



CFB (seriously the original is 500mb there is a lot there)

From the Make Sci-Fi Retro challenge. See all 593 entries (closed)

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Wow that's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# blimey!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# crikey
That's quality right there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Cool
Although I can't help but feel that crossbow would be somewhat ineffective.

when shot at pretty much anything
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# aye, it looks a bit weedy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I mean, you could probably get someone in the eye
which would smart a little, maybe need some eyedrops and an eyepatch for a week
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It could shoot lots of dangerous things...
poison drawing pins.
angry wasps.
...
very hard peas.

small bits of glass.

blu tac, with staples in it.

Edit: see, I think we've all learned that the dangers of a crossbow are not directly related to the size of the crossbow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ANGRY WASPS WILL DESTROY US ALL!
*runs around waving hands in the air and screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Sharpened pencils
very long screws
small snakes

You could make a tiny totem pole out of spiders and shoot that at someone.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# fleas holding axes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Miniture lions on PCP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ducks....small angry ducks
QUAAACK!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Pebbles with mean faces drawn on them
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Steady on young man, this isn't rotten.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Crossbow bolts?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Don't be silly


(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# pfffft
isn't Clan Soul silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Far too silly. >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Tanks and rhinos.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Frozen piss sharpened to a point.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# yeah
it looks like it shoots toothpicks
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Bend over and we'll test this theory of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I think a pretty comprehensive test of effectiveness
would be to see if it's capable of stapling someone's genitals to a table.
Do that once or twice and no one would want to fuck with you
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Its for:
pistol whipping people, just to put them in their place.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Wowwowweewaa! Ace.
I spent a good 58 seconds picking the right Hitler face for my spillage below.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Yeah but you're clearly a perfectionist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# why?
there is a lot of Hitler on the web, it can be hard to find that perfect Fuer look
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Precisely.
Make YOUR Hitler your own with HITLERISER TM from L'Oreal! Because you're not verboten!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Now with a new active ingredient, Zecklon-B, because purity matters
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Heating required
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Denial not included, may cause mass hatred
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Larger model requires Poland, do not operate when other fronts are open.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Over use may lead to a god like feeling and turn others against you
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# ...
I wonder what happened to Hitler's mustache comb?
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# It was probably shot for getting up his nose or something.
Ahem.

I'll, er ... I'll just go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Stop letting Patrick Keilty write your jokes.
Stop right now.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Damn my pocket-Patrick!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Worth it for his wondrous impressions:
1 - Ian Paisley

That is all...
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# for the emperor!
very, very nice
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Absolutely stunning
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hoo-wee
that's some great work there! well done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# there's still time...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post256386
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# meh, I'm looking forward to something new and a little more silly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Amen
I don't think I've even experience so many risses in one week!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sorry
I have explained before that I don't have any humus, just time.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I have neither
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# It's not your picture I'm refering to, it's the whole weeks images, another week of it would be monotonous
It's been fun, we had some laughs, a few drinks, but really it's time to be going
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ooops
I was only joking about having two weeks to complete. Two weeks is shit / shitty. Next compo please!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Fuck me backwards.
That's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# nicely done!
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# That is fantastic.
Everything about this is utterly fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Shhh!
His crossbow string is made of wood. I just noticed... please don't tell anyone or my reputation will be irrevocably harmed!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# By 'eck
That's a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# great scott
that's utterly fab

have a *click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# fab?
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# F.A.B
It is an english term, it stands for fuck a banana, it is a little rude
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# banana?
It's "Blackman" round here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# OK
how about "utterly skill" instead ;)

Watched Son of Rambow too many times and it's brought out the 80s kid in me again. Ah, happy days.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Cor
That's good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# All the exclamations uttered above me ^
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Even the one
where they talked about stapling your dick to a vagina? Because you can't really miss that one out and keep the thread going.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Of course!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Wait, what?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# 0_o
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# A thing of beauty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# wooo!
this is a very groovy take on the design!


The Emperor Protects.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# fantastic work!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# blimey
the CFB version is a thing of true beauty. Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# stunning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# very nicely done indeed
i've no idea what it is but it's very well done.
please accept my very first geek of the week award.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# The
definition of woo way. Quality. Really. Just, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Terrific
Really like that... a lot. What texture filters did you use? (wants to steal them from somewhere) or was it just loads of hard work?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)