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[challenge entry] Well, this is about my entry level I reckon:

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(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# has iceland gone broke yet?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# BRAAAAHHHN FOOD!
I see that cloth-faced bint Coleen Nolan is on the Iceland ads now - she can fuck right off
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Oh is that who that is?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# yeah
she's got a column in Woman's Own (or similar)

which just says things like "I really like shoes and shopping, but I don't like blacks or socialists. Did I mention I like shoes?"
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# reading that sounds about as much fun as watching that "loose women" talk show shite....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
fuck that is THE most horrible show on TV ever. FACT! 100% thereof.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hahah yeah, bunch of screeching harpies
Woman's Own has a column written by its readers - called BLOG - the contents of which can usually be summarised in three words

"I am 40"
"I am female"
"Men are shit"
"I love chips"
etc

I've got it in for Woman's Own today
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# bwahaha
i like the cut of her jib, she's got spunk......and shoes.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I'M IN THE MOOD FOR ICE CREAM,
FROZEN BREAM AND SOME CHICKENNY NUGGETS OH YEAH!


(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
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(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I am going to admit
There is ONE thing I like from Iceland, They do ths Big sized Chicargo Town Pizza's and they are lush and that is the only reason I ever enter one as no other supermarket seam to do them only the small ones :(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# "Big-sized?"
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Uh Huh
Yup !
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Meh, I get my party nibbles from there,
they do these finger food things like mini pizzas or an Indian selection that you just shove in the oven for 20 then turn it all out onto the table, they're perfect for parties 'cos once everyone's pissed who gives a fuck about the dodgy ingredients.

Lets face it, if you'll consider a kebab at that point, you'll eat Iceland food! ;)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# SCUM
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *takes a bow*
And whilst in this position I shall now re-enact the famous scene from the movie! ;)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
no....no.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-wait a sec, is that Danny John-Jules? i fuckin loved you in red dwarf-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*buggered*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahahahah, it'll always be "Bejams" to me.....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# or Budgins
:P
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I hadn't realised until recently
That Iceland was Icelandic owned. I thought it was just a pun.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It is!?
So did I...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Wasn't it that joke from someone on b3ta the other week?
Kerry Katona's gone bankrupt, so "That's why mum works at Iceland" :)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I hope they keep track of her fag breaks
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# She's gone bankrupt!?
How the hell does a celeb who eats at Iceland manage that!? Too many faaaaags?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)