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[challenge entry] Our safest ever savings bonds!


EDIT now with added tagline...

From the Save the Economy challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I really want a sandwich now
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Money Sandwich?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Lemon Curry?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Credit crunch cereal? lol bindun?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Christ
If I hear that from one more person I meet in my social circle, I'm going to smack them in the face with my fist.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha
reeeeelax.

I say it simply because I have received similar jokes in several emails from friends and acquaintances in the last few weeks. Good stuff for the original poster, as it's gone a bit viral-ish, but rather annoying. I tend to ignore my friends now if they send me Forwards, or give them some abuse if I'm particularly angry.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# See, that's the "trouble" (for want of a better word) with B3ta
B3tans are typically intelligent and witty people. So any internet jokes that make it into the real world inevitably originate from B3ta. As a result I get an inbox of forwards which I already saw on B3ta three months ago!

Including Credit, Bastard, Crunch!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# precisely
or if there's something I haven't seen on b3ta already, it tends to be shit.
My dad is guilty of sending me utter shite. Fucking Mastercard adverts.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I'm going to have a crust sandwich
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I used to know a man who collected crusts and used them in artwork
He made a picture of Scarfell Pike out of Hovis.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# a credit crust sandwich?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *makes image*
*forwards*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I am eating a sandwich now.
Cheese.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# the only downside is
the danger of a nocturnal bladder mishap liquidising all your assets...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That's what money laundering is for...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# arf
that's excellent that is
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# f33r my 1337 cropping sk1llzors!!!1ONE!
Ta ;)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# nice work
(might I suggest a white outline on the text though?)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# you might...
it would almost certainly be beyond my powers to achieve on paint.net, but suggest away ;)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha ok...
sorry.
here's a present since I was so presumptuous...



(sorry about the bad font matching)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# No worries!
I could probably do it, but it would mean rewriting it in white, and then placing letter by letter black characters one point smaller than the white over the top of them. Which frankly I can't be mithered to do!

Unless there's any tips I have missed...

EDIT nicely!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :D
'noon sir!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)