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# I shall counter these legitimate criticisms...
... by boasting that I still have both my ears
(champagnerocker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Easily sorted
*gets gelding shears*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# then you're not mental enough to be a true artist.
true artists suffer for their art.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Thats why...
I'm in the process of re-creating Goatse for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# might i recomend
using a watermelon? it has the perfect red fleshy texture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# No I mean actually re-creating it...!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# in that case
you'll need lard, a wedding ring and an anal spanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# noted
thanks, i'll post the results in the morning. lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# good. i await your gaping ringpiece with bated breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)