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# I feel like that right now.
I am having the snip in a mere 3 hours and my freshly shaved 'nads are itching like bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:18, archived)
# oh dear
see if you can get the doctors to play this while it's happnening
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# *embeds in blog*
havingapoo.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# hahahaha
i cannot believe the consent form is written in Teh Comic Sans...... that's classic.

EDIT: oh and P.s. www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,books/products_id,7068/title,Poo-Log/ very very very handy book, think you'd 'preciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# tell me you didn't use the electric thingy
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# I videoed myself (well, my face) whilst I did it.
The clippers were shit and I reverted to scissors and after cutting myself with the cut throat I switched to a safety razor and cut myself again, worse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# once when indulging in some genital topiary
Imanaged to snip a hole in my foreskin... weridest sensation ever.. not exactly painful.. just bizarre.. a warm numb pain.. bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Thankfully,
my penis is considerably longer than my pubic hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# surely that makes it get in the way more...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# But keeps the end well away from the scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Good luck
they only ache for a couple of years after. And BTW, my doctor said only poofs need to shave beforehand.

(there may be a link there).

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Your being-nice-to-people-about-to-have-operations skills
are sorely lacking
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# you think?
I can't believe how much they've improved recently

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# You think they itch now
Wait til it all starts to grow back....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# silly trellis
it doesn't grow back after the snip...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# GAAAAAAAH!
The reveraable one I hope?! So we're going for the 'last turkey in the shop' look today are we?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# bootiful:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# so just how much are we allowed to tease you about this?
just setting the ground rules, fair play and such. wouldn't want to offend you too much excessively.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Happy arghimonfire day
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# An annual celebration on 16th October
to remember lost sperm who will never swim to glory, kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Look on the brightside
You'll save a fortune on tissues!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# YOU ARE A STICK OF DYNAMITE
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Happy ohcrapfiveyears day!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# 'ningles trelly
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Hippy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Muuuuu
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# happappappy b3tacandlecelebrationpartyday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I wish you all the strength you need for today
soon you'll be cheerfully skipping about again
and humping things like there's no tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)