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# i now have a mental image of you
chasing the cat around the house with a camera screaming 'SPRAWL! DAMN YOU!!'
until you finally corner her and snap a picture of her cowering in fear, staring up at you with wide eyes as if to say 'but... i thought you loved me?'

...

you heartless bastard.


EDIT: actually, she looks more like she's saying 'you take a picture now, i shit in your mouth while you're asleep later...'
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# no, not mouth
shoesings only
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# and a kittin to counter imagefail
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# \0/
more vermin ;)


Click for slightly bigger (396KB)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# those are ace!
this is 10-minute-kittin:


he has paper stuck to his claws.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# oh noes!
how will kittin defeet his dastirdly enemy?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# with ease
if the enemy is rock. If Scissors turn up he's fucked.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Isn't that the moment before impact?
next thing we see is kittybrains
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# :)

Click for bigger (48KB)

I really hate cats. But when it comes to drawing, they ain't half marketable.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# oh noes!
whitecat is lost in teh snow!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# any excuse...
Riff-Raff; a (pearost) study in timelapse photography

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# thats just
fluffy lovely that is
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i still think this is ace
it makes me happy when you post it.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# lovely fluff
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# haha
she never does as she's told.

it might be an idea to drug her then i can put her in whatever position i want.....
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# have you been reading the to do
list on my PDA?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)