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# No he fucking didn't!
He put a fucking marker onto a catalogue. THAT IS NOT FUCKING REAL LIFE!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
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"Using anything but the arts package on your computer, recreate some real-world art using everyday objects. Examples: melt some clocks in the oven to do some Dali, or shape the Venus de Milo out of mashed potato. Anything is possible."

1. ANYTHING but the arts package on your computer.
2. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

It fits in with the compo :]
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i fit with the compo
damn aneurysms.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I WILL KILL YOU!
;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ^THIS IS THE SOUND OF REDSUSHI ADMITTING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF CLANSOUL.
Savour the moment, everybody, I doubt it'll happen again!
:D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Pfft!
You make me laugh.

If I were to accept defeat at the hand of semantics I would be as bad as the rest of you!

FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE PASANONIC-CHU!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE'RE ALL DOOMED AT THE HANDS OF A STUBBORN GINGER CNUT!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Fuck off you long haired piece of shit!
I am not ginger. Not that that is a bad thing, I just am not. You however, have a face that makes me boke.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I was referring to Pastasauceic.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I might draw a picture very badly and claim its a recreation of some artist
they will never know....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Ah, but the compo TITLE says:
"recreate a famous work of art"
It has to be famous ;]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well my recreation of it may differ from the origional slightly, in my own style
you get me?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Aye.
Have you entered anything so far?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Fuck no, I cant draw for shit, or have a scanner or any means to get my "art" onto the webs
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Can I use
the art package on a friend's computer?

/irritating, unfunny pedant blog
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# That's a good point. :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Why thank you!
*zips up*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# The compo says nothing about real life.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# it's all in the subext, man.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# B3ta:
Now includes "Reading-between-the-lines"!

...5. Profit?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Everything is real life.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)