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[challenge entry] A rather tenuous entry and Shirley Bindun, but meh,

oh Sarah Jessica Parker, you are so lovely...

From the Extreme Horses! challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *vomits*
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I know, surely there comes a time in your life
when you decide low cut dresses and crouching in front of cameras isn't one of your best looks anymore...

Mind you, someone tell Madonna.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# no, someone should just take her to the vets and put her down
Sorry WiL
thats better
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Haha!
What was the source for that?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# down there V
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Good fucking christ that's funny!
That'll be Sarah in another couple of decades, she'll end up like one of those odd pink wearing candyfloss quaffed American old ladies that look like painted baby dolls that've been dried like sultanas.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Is that thing
alive?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ask Dixon
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Yes.
Manly arms, skinny tits, prominent bones.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# her new perfume is called STINKBAT
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Ahahaha
Stinkbat, yes.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Her (the lady in the pics) Boobets
look really odd and 2d?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I believe that's called old age and gravity,
otherwise known as Fried Egg Tits.

I'm all for aging gracefully rather than running to the surgeon, but she seems to have forgotten the gracious part of the equation.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Eurgh, flesh.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Huh?
Needs to be shopped, surely?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Shopped pictures only
etc...
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# BLÖÖÖÖG
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# you seem to have small flies
on top of all your 0000's
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# That's because they are little bumholes
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I bet k3b/-\b would though
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Most likely
i am rather bored of this joke, but i'm a miserable shit
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# now that's a vigorous beachside steamer
and no mistake
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# that's from a whale on stilts
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i think she's cute
but it's still fun making the pics :D
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahahaha
looks like she is in shock
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
And it's a great excuse for posting LOL Horse faces, they always crack me up!
farm2.static.flickr.com/1023/1467197151_d02fe1c6cd.jpg
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I love a good hoarse laugh too !
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# am i the only one that has a bit of a thing for sjp?


seems i am.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Which bit . . . it's all good . . .
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Aw, I'm not all that serious about her being an ug,
but for someone for whom 90% of their job is their appearance, she does seem to fail at it a bit...

Put a bra on granny! *shields eyes*
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)