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# Have you tried feeding it a mixture of
three parts gin, two parts vodka and a generous slurp of Ribena?

I tried that once and the after effects were fucking spectacular, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Soupytwist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Everything you have in the till and no sudden moves.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# A quick one with you, Stephen
/Although my favourite is probably 'Beef Goulash'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Was 'A quick one with you, Stephen' the one where he kept saying a measure of gin then? I only remember that it was in the ropey fourth series with the special guests.
"This week's cocktail is A mug of horlicks, first of all you will need some horlicks and a mug."
"Heh, Will I do?"
"No Hugh I mean a recepticle to contain with horlicks, you will however need an idiot to hit on the head with your teaspoon."
"Heh, Will I do?"
"Amply"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha, I've recently discovered them all again on youtube :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I'll try that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)