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[challenge entry] its cheap and does the job


if you dont think this then your not a man

if i cant sleep tonite then there will be more!!!!

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# strangely enough
my dentist recommended this to me. However, plaque's a bastard to shift when you're paying some teenaged Take A Break reader to clean your mouth, and then when you exit, you're £50 lighter and your tongue reckons your gob's lost 50% of dental capacity.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ????
hope to christ i come up with somthin better tho....
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# living in wales...
that is my dental plan
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Except the hammer will be rustier
welsh tesco value and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i love my hammer
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# OI LOVE MOI BRICK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha!!

Oh fuck ive spat tea everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# my work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you git!
i just nearly choked to death on chilli and pasta!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# GIRLS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# PHLEGM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# THIS COULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Feck! Nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# REVERSE!
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Have you heard? They turned SkUG into a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *actual "awww" moment*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is your nose cold and wet?
Quickly now, check!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# yes but that's because i have a cold
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Totally. Can't you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# well i am kinda hairy
yeah why not
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It sort of had the same shaped mask as you
That will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# mask?
thats my face *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I'M FECKIN
FED UP WITH BRIIIICK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *throws brick*
*CLUNK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# and made of sheep
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# dammit now you've made me think of kebabs
i ate two (donner meat and chips - no salad thats for display only) on monday - i am fat :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# calling chuck norris a fanny is manly
and it'll get your teeth out at the same time. result!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# What when he tries to suck them out of your face with a big sissy kiss?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# well, as i'm a girl, i'd let him
even his tongue has pecs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Christ
I'd love to be on his training regime.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)