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# not as awesome as the one i have in mind
*may be slightly horny*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# you've been horny for the last week
is there a new victim prospective mr Smash on the scene?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# not yet
but i'm going to a party next week, the barman there is an old conquest. he looks like timothy claypole, but he goes like a rabbit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# *googles Timothy Claypole*
*checks i've not accidentally met Smash and spurned her*

nope, not me. I'll go about my business (juggling two girls is too much for me anyway)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# it's not too much for him
fortunately ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# He hops away quickly?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# he takes two AA batteries
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# AA? two CC batteries, you mean!
the staff at poundland have stopped believing that i have a huge collection of torches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i dunno
i'm still trying to decide whether to get the girl i'm gonna see next week some new batteries or not. slightly worried how much of her monthly cash she's spending on the little bunny at the mo
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# my ex used to go mental if i mentioned it
he just didn't seem to realise that, while sex with your fella is great, doing it yourself can be better as you know your own body best.
besides, he had a tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# haha
well i also have a tiny cock, but more importantly live over 100 miles from this girl, and may not see her again after next week. would like to leave her with some good memories, even if they're all in her head
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# candles, flowers, chocolates, wine and massage oils.
even if you both get so drunk that the sex is shit, she'll remember it as a very romantic night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# i don't think
i'm gonna be allowed to drink.

and she's a fucking veggie to boot,

shall remember the chocs though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# no
he likes it more than i do, which i didn't think was possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Either way that's the root of the cause!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)