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[challenge entry] My shower is broken


I wish Hulkman would come round and fit me up with one of these. Hogan knows best after all.

First post, gentle etc. and apologies for rubbishisity.

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING DRY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# That Bad?
Shall I take it off?
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Don't
Do...
ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# no. do not delete.
bumrapage will occur.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# whyy?
i feel bad now, boo
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# no matter how bad the post
(and i'm not saying it's bad), if you delete the thread, people tend to get very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# even at this time of night
i think the delete button should be removed from new threads
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# hell, yes
i'm not heading down the bunker at this time of night! tea and biscuits tends to be swapped for toast and horlicks after midnight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Fair
Sorry, new and all, back to the lurk......
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# no, don't relurk
it's really not bad at all. i think the original answer was meant to be ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Thanks Smash
gentleman(or woman) and a scholar.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# You'll want the latter there boyo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Thankyou Monkdagola
Obviously you are a scholar too
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# woman
but i'm not really gentle, i can cause some vicious carpet burns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Fucking hell you work fast.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# i have to
i suffer from the rare and potentially life-threatening condition known as permahorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha
Have you seen "A complete history of my sexual failures"
There's a part where he takes 8 viagra, gets a massive lob on and chases about 200 people on the street begging for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# no, but i may have to now!
there was a cartoon years ago about an ugly little bugger with a huge dick, who had to shag a witch a thousand times to turn her back into a princess and him into a king. it was brilliant, i wish i could remember what it was called!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i think it was called king willy or king dick
i will have to google it.
EDIT: found it! it's called king dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# no no
don't lurk, this works sunshine.

next time you finish a piece though, wait half an hour. look at it again and see what you could do to improve it (or wait half an hour and make the excuse that you're using paint.net
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Understood
I did apologise for rubbishisity though...in future i will apologise more.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# nah
don't bother apologising, just give people abuse, it's the only way to get respect attention around here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Ha!
umm...ok, Well thanks for the advice and fuck off ;)
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Haha
no no don't worry about it. It's fine :)
Just post your stuff and have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# brooke knows best
these days apparently
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# hahah that would get your arse clean
welcome b3ta, you'll never leave...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# carowallis did... :(
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Plenty of people drift away
but they usually surface again every once in a while.
carowallis did the food series, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)