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[challenge entry] im meant to be working

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(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# and men who are wo. Woo men. WOO MEN \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Flame arrived on time I see.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Timing
following sexist post.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm not flaming. My flaming involves insults.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# and hot firey fire
lots of it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# that's your answer to everything
just once I want to get through the day without setting fire to something on your recommendation!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# the day, dear chap
you appear to have set fire to your d key

I never told you to do that


now go into a corner and think about Kathy Lloyd What you've done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# fanks
I have a new keyboard and I'm still learning to use it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# It's not a pressure-sensitive one
where the harder you type, the bigger the letters get, is it? 'Cos I only invented that this morning - I hope no bloody electronics company has stolen my idea without paying me my royalties. Or whatever inventors get.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# inventors get shafted
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# My sarcasm detector went off too quick
it's never happened before.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# oh I bet it hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It's OK we can try again.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# If you don't understand, don't pretend you do.
YOU LOOK LIKE SILLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Why did that make me think of the poem in So I Married an Axe Murdererererererererer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Mindpiss! :D
Man....woman
Woooooooahh man
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# One
of the most underrated films of the last twenty years.

Best thing Myers ever did
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# WOO MEN FOR BLACK PRESIDENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Don't be silly Dave, there are no women on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# There's something very wrong with my willy then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Mine too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# the rivulets of sweat running down the pulsating 6 foot shaft of your lap totem
seem less glistening, that is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# why oh why oh why is this turning me on?
do continue.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# sorry
I'll stop dancing seductively
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Because I said it, duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# oh yes
that, and what the prof was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# it's a winning combination
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *falls over backwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's the stuff coming out the end I'm worried about
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Well if you will stop the course before you've finished...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Well it made my poo blue
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# No, that's because you eat nothing
but smurfs, Bloo and raspberry laces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *drops monocles*
*titters to self at silly idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *mops dronocles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *drops kecks*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Someone's keen for your meat, Trellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I'll get the lube
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# THERE'S NO TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Oi!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Reinforcements

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I would like to reply to the original post
but I'm too busy chuckling about the fact that the only two who have replied so far a ladies.

Edit: Bollocks. This wasn't supposed to go here.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# are you a ladyboy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# YOU DECIDE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *feels*

I'm not sure, damnit

*goes for it anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *votes over the phone*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# something for the ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# :D
aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Poor dubroon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)