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# Arf!
But always remember to use the back of your hand so you don't leave any marks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# a bar of soap in a pillow case to the kidneys
if she's really done wrong
e.g. burnt my fucking tea twice in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# that is beyond the fucking pail eh?
i suggest a decapitaiton, followed by a lime bath and an unceremonious dumping into a canal.

EDIT: either that, or a kick to the cunt, thusly demonstrated by my magical pinkshirted cuntkicker
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# or your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# that leaves the classic mushroom stamp
or why not try the "shiitake mushroom stamp"?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# shit ache?!
Oooh... nasty
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)