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# I spent many months devising a 'walk-through' toilet
it still doesn't work :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You mean you kept pissing all over the bathroom floor?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# However your corridor slip'n'slide's really coming along
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I just use the shower
and push it down the plughole with my toe. Like in France.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Except you use YOUR toe and not whichever part of your child will fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# is today
Francophobia day? Oh, goody.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yay
More jokes about French girls and their dubious personal hygiene please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Don't be like that
I think it's fair to say that you started it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hey!
of course I did!
But I'm a quarter French, so I'm allowed. True fact.

edit: you didn't really think I was offended? Bof! De rien! etc...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah well, fuck you, I had a bite of a baguette earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *offers honorary French status*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# which quarter?
the arseholery regions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# yes
and the supercilious bits.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Fils de put de mon cul!
and sacre bleu!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i was with you
right up to the F
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# haha!
'son of a bitch of my arse' - my French friend's favourite (and probably unique) swear.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yay!
i now know what to call the next arrogant fucker that pushes past me when i'm buying lunch in that rather crap truck-stop in montpelier!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# yes!
it's a phrase that open doors when on the continong. I also have a friend from Montpelier. Small world, n'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# oui.
the truck-stop in question does have a rather splendid wall/rock thing, which is great for climbing and having a joint behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha!
outdoor pursuits and getting stoned - a heady mix.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# indeed.
although the combination of outdoors and stoned could lead to having sex up a tree, which is damned uncomfortable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# YES!
I'm off to try that now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# see?
you had a 'walk-in toilet' all along!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I was so blind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Colostomy pants
Worth every penny!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)