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[challenge entry] the marketing guys are gonna love this.

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(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# More sex. A Migrant?
*squints*

Oh! Am I right!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# damn jpeg.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hehehe!
I wouldn't worry. That made it about 10% funnier and it was already pretty damn funny to begin with :OD
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# cheers ^__^
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Migrant sex FTW.
You've not lived until you've got underneath a Romanian's anorak.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Them polish workmen know how to fix your plumbing n'all!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Is that a wrench in your pocket, Dimitri, or are you just pleased to see me?
ce?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you're filthy.
anorak is not sexy.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It is when I wear it.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# get your provocative anorak away from me,woman!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *rustles alluringly*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ohoh the shiny plastic and squeaky horror!
-is overcome-
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i must say,
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
don't post sexy images on the b3ta board
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :D
VELY FUCKING BUSY
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# really?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# No, not really.
I have never knowingly slept with someone from Romania.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# LIES!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# me neither
although jamaicans beat spanish hands down.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# yeah! those spaniards, always putting their hands up at jamaicans.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# si
although they do make a damn fine seafood-based rice dish
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I've fallen out with Spain.
Poor little Lewis.


Jamaican chaps are marvellous. St Lucians are better though. Half St Lucian, half Cornish guys though, they're top banana.

:D In all the ways I could mean that.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# are you interested
in rounding up some jamaican men and some cornish women to start a cross-breeding programme?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I know where I can find three young (beautiful) Jamaican men
who, if their reaction to me is anything to go by, love their short white women.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# how short is short?
am i going to have to buy an industrial-sized clamp?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Well I'm 5ft3
and I think it was more my expansive bottom they were interested in.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i'm 5ft5
but i do have an expansive bottom
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# poor little lewis?
He won, and his wages are paid by Spain's biggest bank.

although saying that I'm not a fan of Spain, Catalunya yes, but not Spain
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he only just won
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# yeh
fucking Glock, just two more corners and Felipe would've had it
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I was talking more about the appallingly racist behaviour.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# oh that.
that story got twisted by the press though.
The website was set up by fans of Alonso as a bit of (misguided) fun. It was the contributors to that site 12 months after it had been set up (and presumably forgotten about) that were being racist. The track thing was out of order, but Spain has a history of institutionalised racism which the governments have done little to discourage. I think Lewis needs to take the John Barnes approach and ignore them, smugly from his penthouse in Austria with his attractive older woman.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# .
'but Spain has a history of institutionalised racism which the governments have done little to discourage.'

Yeah, that's the bit that makes me think they're pointless cunts not worth my more evolved time.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] i use that stuff as hand cream!
May i repost this here pls? thanks :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Top quality product!
:D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# that's
good.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# they
also do an SPL-000 version of this product
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I repost this here?
No?

OK.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Yes, you may.
:)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i dun took a picture
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# O HAI NICE COSPLAY
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# no
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)