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# My girlfriend bought me a mood ring
the other day.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# How very interesting.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# HEY DICKEND.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# HEY BUTTHOLE
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU, SHITLIPS?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I AM GREAT I HAVE NO SCHOOL TODAY
HOW ARE YOU, BALLSACK?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# PRETTY FUCKING FINE.
ARE YOU GROUNDED OR SOME SHIT?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# NO WAY DUDE
I'M WELL UN-GROUNDED, ME
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# what's a girlfriend?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# how does that work then?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It's quite clever, it's green when I'm in a good mood
and it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead when I'm angry.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Does it tell you when she's in a mood?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# yes - it puckers a bit.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is your girlfriend 12
and living in the mid 90s?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
#
90s 70s
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)